You Don't See That Every Day

Being a union officer can be a pain in the ass, but at least I don't have to represent this guy:

MOSES LAKE, Wash. -- A teacher who has been suspended since January, apparently for a derogatory crack about a Mormon-run university, was carried out of Moses Lake High School after "initiating a riot," officials said.

Four school personnel carried Samson "Sam" Lyman, a science teacher, out of the building by his arms and legs Wednesday after he burst through the cafeteria doors and began yelling that he had been treated unfairly, peppering his language with obscenities, Principal Dave Balcom said.

"When (school officials) approached him, he jumped on a chair and started initiating a riot in our school commons," Principal Dave Balcom said. "Unfortunately it led to us having to remove him."

Outside the building Lyman was met by a police officer who escorted him off campus. Prosecutors will decide whether to charge him with second-degree criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct, police Capt. James Jenkins said.

The genesis of the story can be found at the Columbia Basin Herald, and their story about him being removed (that's where the picture is from) can be found here.

Now that's entertainment!