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From Pittsburgh:

Allderdice High School in Squirrel Hill will have a new principal Monday -- its third one this school year.

The Pittsburgh school board on Wednesday tapped Bernard Komoroski, a retired district teacher and administrator, to run Allderdice through July 31. He will be paid $600 a day.

That means that if there's 50 days left in the school year, he stands to pocket a cool $30,000. Not bad for part-time work.