Saturday, March 22, 2008

5 School Districts That You Can Close This Year

Oh yeah, I'm going there.

I’ve written before about the Vader School District, which completely shut down this year after a triple-levy failure last spring. Castle Rock absorbed Vader, the kids were parceled out to other schools, and that was the end of that.

I think, though, that there’s the potential for a trend there. Washington has 295 different school districts spread throughout the state, and it’s worth asking the question whether they’re all needed. Consider that a century ago there were 2,710 school districts (pdf) in the state; it’s been an ongoing process of consolidation and combination that’s eaten the small and turned them large.

So, as sort of a mental exercise, here are 5 school districts in Washington that could easily go away. Some I’m axing for monetary reasons, some just aren’t practical in the realities of the day, and someone would miss each and every single one of them, but it’s for the greater good.

If you want to play at home you can download a map of Washington school districts here.

#1: Rochester School District #401

I’ll go ahead and lead off with my alma mater (class of 1996, w00t!). When I went there Rochester was a sleepy little logging/farming town, unincorporated, best defined by the Dairy Queen off of exit 88 and the Mercantile Store in Rochester proper. Rochester is a hard place to define; it’s not Grand Mound, it’s not the IGA, it’s not Larry’s Chevron…it’s not much of anything, really.

What it has become is a town that’s openly hostile to its schools. Rochester suffered a double levy failure in 2005, necessitating mass layoffs and a complete destruction of the arts at the elementary level, and their most recent levy also failed IN AN ERA WHERE THE SIMPLE MAJORITY IS THE LAW. In this case the majority of the voters judged the school district and again found it wanting, and that’s a pretty damning condemnation. In the last two years Rochester has been sitting on a reserve fund of better than $2.5 million dollars, almost 13% of their total budget—let’s free that money up for a district that can actually use it without having to worry about going under.

Fare thee well, district of my youth. I cede everything west of Little Rock Road to Oakville, everything north of Sargent Road to Tumwater, and the rest of the carcass Tenino and Centralia can fight over.


#2 and #3: East Valley and West Valley of Spokane

Again, these are not small school districts: at the end of the 2007 school year East Valley had almost 4,000 students, while West Valley had 3,500. West Valley’s new high school is incredible—a model that any district looking to build should be happy to follow. East Valley has been deep in the poop the past few years (the financial director took his own life; the reserves were nearly gone; layoffs were a distinct possibility) but they look like they might be getting ready to turn the corner. Maybe.

The trick, though, is that the Central Valley School District, which shares a border with both of them, is experiencing growth at a rate they can’t keep up with. They’re the second largest school district in the Spokane area, with 11,600 kids, and bursting at the seams. If all of the Valley school districts were to unite under one banner you’d create a good-sized district of about 19,000 students that could combine services, have more flexible school zones, save the taxpayers some money, and STILL not be one of the 10 largest school districts in the state. Central Valley gets to drink their milkshakes by virtue of being the largest and best run of the three.

Consider, too, this report from OSPI. The average per pupil cost in Central Valley is $7,658.07; East Valley is $8,294.02 with a 4,168.5 student enrollment; West Valley is $8,436.73 with 3543.71. That makes East Valley $635.95 more expensive per child than CV, creating a potential savings of $2,650,000 (the savings times the number of kids); West Valley is $778.66 more expensive than Central Valley, with a potential $2,760,000 savings. $5.4 million isn’t anything to sneeze at.

Geographically, it’s already hard to tell where one begins and one ends. Let’s eliminate the borders entirely and make the marriage official.


#4: Great Northern

You knew that I’d have to get to the small school districts eventually, and Great Northern is a prime example. Great Northern is a one building, K-8 school near the Northern Quest Casino outside of Airway Heights, along the back road that would lead you into the Shadle neighborhood of Spokane, or out to Spokane Falls CC. Kids who “graduate” from Great Northern can choose to go to Cheney, Spokane, or Reardan-Edwall. I'd send you to their web site, but they don't seem to have one.

And to my mind, that’s the problem. 70 years ago Great Northern to Spokane would have been an intolerable commute along dirt roads; in the winter, it would have been impossible. Today, though, I don’t think that’s the case. If Great Northern were to be fully absorbed into the Cheney School District those kids could attend the Sunset Elementary School in Airway Heights, the HS kids could have the same choices that they’ve always had, and there would be one less school board to monitor or building to take care of. Small schools have their place—-Star or Benge, for instance, won’t make this list because their isolation demands that they be on their own—-but Great Northern isn’t isolated any more. It’s time they become a part of something bigger.


#5: Napavine

In the last few years only a very few school district have experienced double levy failure more than once; Napavine is one of those districts (in 2001 and 2004). A little ways off I-5 just south of Chehalis, Napavine is a truck stop, the Hamilton Farms Uncle Sam sign, a famous landslide, and not much more.

Southwest Washington is a plaid of school districts, most of them defined by the single town that supports them: Winlock, Adna, Pe Ell, Raymond, South Bend, Tenino, La Center, Castle Rock, Wahkiakum, and many more. Napavine is in a unique position where two of its neighbors have also experienced double levy failure this decade (Adna and Onalaska), and the drive from Napavine to Vader is 15 minutes at most. Napavine also borders the Chehalis school district, which could easily absorb Napavine’s 700 students and still be in the same WIAA size classification. It’s quickly becoming a bedroom community for the twin cities of Centralia and Chehalis; let’s make it official and role it into the metro area, as it should be.

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Looking at the map, other possibilities present themselves. Wishram; Skamania; a number of the island districts; Shoreline. Maybe I'll get to them another day. If we're serious about looking at the overall school finance system, though, I think we need to look at every option--even the nuclear one.

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Fake News Friday, Volume 2

Legislature Increases Ed Budget by 157 Bazillion Dollars!

WEA President Charles Hasse: “It’s a start.”

(Olympia) In a strict party-line vote the state Senate today passed the largest education budget in Washington State history, rising from the previous $43 billion dollars to approximately $157 bazillion dollars.

“We applaud the legislature for finally beginning to spend the money needed to provide a basic education for every student in Washington,” said Charles Hasse, President of the Washington Education Association. “This is a good down-payment, and we look forward to seeing the number go even higher in future legislative sessions.”

Others were less enthusiastic. Representative Skip Priest, the ranking Republican on the House Education Committee, pointed out that the amount budgeted was several times more than the total net worth of every resident in Washington State combined, while Bob Morton of Kettle Falls showed that the United States Treasury would have to print million dollar bills non-stop for the next 300 years to even make that much money. Their comments were brushed aside by Senator Chris Marr of Spokane, who promised to come up with the money by wishing upon a falling star and dancing with pixies in the moonlight.

Roger Erickson, a social studies teacher in the small Asotin school district in rural Whitman County, seemed nonplussed about the whole debate. “What do I care? I’m frickin’ rich now!” he chortled from inside a specially designed Hummer H3 that runs on burning $100 bills. Under the Democratic budget, Mr. Erickson will make $10 billion dollars next year.

In a related story, the new Alaska Way Viaduct will be an unpaved sidewalk.

Former Vader Students Begin Construction of Death Star

Ryderwood Residents Feel a Disturbance in the Force

(Vader, Washington) Displaced student from the recently closed Vader School in southern Lewis County announced today that they had begun construction of a Death Star.

The Death Star, roughly 2000 feet in circumference and with no accessible air shafts, is the brain child of Annie “Kin” Walker, a 2nd grade student at the school and self-proclaimed big fan of the Star Wars movies.

“Darth had it right,” said the spunky 8 year old, staring westward down Highway 506 from Vader to Ryderwood. “The only way to achieve what you want is through the application of raw power to crush your enemies and take that which was theirs. I’ve learned that lesson well.”

“They may take my school, but those of us who called Vader home will have the last laugh. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Annie then ran off with some of her fellow grade-schoolers to finish work on the targeting array.

Residents of Ryderwood, the area that received the brunt of the blame for the recent levy failure that lead to the collapse of the Vader District, have watched with a vague but growing sense of unease as the rapidly assembled Death Star has begun to take shape on the horizon.

“My tax dollars better not be used to make that stupid thing,” said a visibly angered Dean Hill, spokesperson for the Ryderwood Community. “If the little bastards had built a new gym for themselves, we wouldn’t even be having this conversation!”

Added Gayle Johns, who celebrated when the levy failed, “This is why we want to take over….er, become part of….Boisefort now. The Vader kids will be far better off in Castle Rock—now there’s a town that knows how to make a Death Star!”

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