A Look to the Future
Cut ahead to 2011...
Hey Mike, we need to schedule next year’s rep assembly.
Sure thing, John. What dates were you thinking about?
Well, here’s the thing. Do you remember New Business Item #8 from 2008?
The one about scheduling around conventions? Sure!
I went and looked at when the national conventions are scheduled, and that’s not going to be an easy thing.
Why’s that?
Well, I can find a week when we’re not electing delegates to the Democratic National Convention, and I can find a week when we’re not electing delegates to the Republican National Convention…
(John and Mike laugh uproariously over the thought of WEA members going to the RNC)
…but the other conventions are problematic.
What other conventions?
(John gestures to a calendar) Well, the Green Party elects their nominees here, and that’s important for the members from Seattle. The Libertarians picked this weekend, which really effects our small/rural locals.
(Mike, impatiently) OK, that’s four parties, but...
...but the list keeps on going, Mike. The Constitution Party is here, the Prohibition Party is here...
The Prohibition Party? You’ve got to be kidding me!
They’re big in Benge. Then there’s the Socialist Party, the Workers World Party, the Marijuana Party...
I’m guessing they’re not big in Benge.
But you can see the problem, can’t you?
I can, and here’s what we’re going to do. I want you to...
(fin)
The vague ending is intentional, since I have a strong feeling this New Business Item will never be heard of again.
If you ever have a chance to go to Rep Assembly, take it. It’s one of the more interesting exercises in democracy that you’ll ever see.
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