Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Today's Stupid Economics Argument

I went to the dentist today, and the Dow went up almost 380 points. Clearly the American people are concerned about my dental hygiene, and knowing that I was making use of my taxpayer-funded insurance was a comfort to them all (the American people, that is). I can see now that I am only a prostate exam away from getting the market back to 10,000, and I promise you, the people, who are Americans, that I will make that sacrifice for you.

Expect the embedded video next week.

And yes, you can probably take the word "embedded" a couple of different ways in the above sentence.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:36 AM  

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