Today's Completely Stupid Economic Argument

On the day that the last episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip was aired, the Dow closed at 13,422. Since then it's lost more than 50% of its value. This clearly demonstrates that the faith of Americans was shaken when this quality TV program was prematurely taken off the air, because correlation really does equal causality no matter what all the eggheads say.

Clearly, we must bring back Studio 60 if we're going to bring back the economy.