Charlie Rose Murders Best Friend!

Well, to be fair, he actually declared his friend was dead during a 2008 retrospective, and it was more his producers' fault because they got the names confused, and he's apologized profusely for the mistake, but all the same--when Charlie Rose says that you're dead, YOU ARE DEAD. As evidence I give you this video:



(for the YouTubers out there, 23/6 is woefully underappreciated; they can be hit and miss with their political comedy, but when they hit it's solid gold.)