I Was Going To Start Reading the Stack of Education Weeks that I've Accumulated....

....but when Hal Jordan stares at you like that, you damn well better read comic books instead. So that's what I did, and I feel like a better man for it. Teaching may not pay the way we'd all like, but you've got to love the vacation time.

(If you're a Green Lantern fan, the above is pretty good; there's a Hal/Guy story, especially, that sticks out above the rest.)