Paging Jay Leno

From February’s edition of NEA Today:

The students have spoken. And, given the results of NEA’s Substitute Educator Day Poll, it seems most of them are young men! Actress Jessica Alba—the star of Into the Blue and Fantastic Four—is the celebrity that respondents most want to see in the classroom for a day. Alba won 46 percent of the more than 5,000 votes. Runner-up Oprah Winfrey took 24 percent.

The obvious joke is about sleeping with the teacher. The kinkier joke involves Ms. Alba and corporal punishment. I’ll not tell either, for the sake of propriety.