I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! WITH MY FIST!

As a big MMA fan I absolutely love this:

WINCHESTER, Mass. — At the high school in this small, pretty and proper-looking town near Boston, a student was being choked by another student — with the school’s permission.

Just another meeting of the Winchester High mixed martial arts club, which may be the only of its kind in the country.

I had an inkling that Brock Lesnar would beat Randy Couture; just didn't think it'd be like that. Next superfight on my mind: Georges St. Pierre v. BJ Penn. That's going to be a dilly.

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