Sex Ed Has Gone Too Far

.....in Britain:

The UK National Health Service is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life in a leaflet being sent to schools. It encourages them to consider an 'orgasm a day' as a way reduce the risk of heart attacks and stroke. And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation!

Source material here.

There are about a thousand jokes to tell here, none of them appropriate. Sadly.