Tuesday, July 03, 2007

I’d Love to Attend Their Caucus Meetings

Negotiators for United Faculty of Evergreen also are gearing up for the first round of contract talks at The Evergreen State College in Olympia.
--WE Magazine, June 2007


Top contract demands from the United Faculty Union:

*No classes on April 20th
*Tenure decisions to be based on hacky-sack skills.
*Goeducks to be re-christened Gooeyducks, because that's how everyone spells it, dammit!
*Family of Dan Evans no longer has to admit his association to college.
*Sandals and ponchos to be considered proper attire.
*With regards to what the horticulture department is growing in the campus greenhouse, the administration agrees to mind their own business.
*School to separate from city of Olympia, become Free and Sovereign Nation of Evergreen State.
*Sleater-Kinney named professors emeritus in music department.
*School leader no longer to be called president; will instead be known as The Dude.

Evergreen: The Berkley of the Northwest.

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