Thursday, April 05, 2007

You've got to wonder about the thought process

"Becky, did you finish your report for Ms. Smith?"

"Oh no! I didn't! Whatever will I do?"

"I didn't get mine done, either! Goodness me, we're really stuck! Alackaday, and chuck our luck!"

"Sara, my friend of years, we must think. Think, think, think!"

(thinking)

(thinking)

"I know what we'll do!"

"What, Becky, what?!?"

"It's elegantly simple, yet foolproof! What we'll do is, we'll poison Ms. Smith's coffee cup, thereby preventing her from collecting our papers!"

"Brilliant!"

And off our two heroines go to cause a potentially fatal allergic reaction by exposing their teacher to strawberries.

I wonder if they serve strawberries in juvie?

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