Sunday, September 10, 2006

Books I Will Write When I Go On Sabbatical

“No, Actually, The World Is Round. I Mean, Look at a Globe, fer Chrissakes!”

“Professional Learning Communities Won’t Work Because Your Co-Workers Are Stupid”

“The Second Day of School: A Sequel to Harry Wong’s The First Day of School”

“The Substitute Teacher’s Survival Guide and Mixed Drink Encyclopedia”

“Principles and Standards of Mathematics with Pornographic Pictures Inserted Just To Piss Off People Who Don’t Like the Book Already”

“Johnny Can’t Read Because His Mother Spent $1800 Last Year on Cigarettes and Nothing on Books”

3 Comments:

Blogger The Science Goddess said...

Is the "Substitute Teacher's Guide..." for subs...or for classroom teachers who've had subs in their classrooms. Goodness knows a few subs have driven me to drink...

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm already up to chapter 10 on that boozing guide. My weekends are becoming legendary. :-(

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How to Do Anything: In a Way that Will Not Attract Administration Attention"

8:21 PM  

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