Who wouldn't want Kermit to be their princpal?

I mean really, who wouldn't want loveable Kermit to be their principal? He's had a varied career, he relates well with children, he's an excellent singer, been in movies, played in a band, AND dated a pig. Central Linn school district-- shame on you!

In all seriousness, this guy sounds like a piece of work. When three out of 22 teachers are left after your 5 year tenure, it makes you wonder.