The Abridged Version of the Freedom Foundation Christmas Letter

Dear Ryan,

This state sucks, and it's because the WEA personally molested a young girl in Morton.  They are scum, and we wish death upon them all.

Merry Christmas!  Step back, relax, and spend some memorable time with family and friends.

For Freedom,

Jonathan Bechtle, Chief Executive Officer

P.S.  STOP THE GOD DAMNED TEACHERS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

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